I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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