He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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