I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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