i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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