where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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