Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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