STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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