question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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