your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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