i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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