I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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