high people should be assigned attendants
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You need a sexual gate keeper
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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