Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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