I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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