the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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