Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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