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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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