i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
They have beer where we have blood.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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