pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm always down for nudity.
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