I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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