I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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