Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You know, be my cock's hype man.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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