You made me cry and you don't even care
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think i have two assholes
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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