oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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