I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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