There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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