i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
