we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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