How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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