Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
