Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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