he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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