Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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