Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dear god my vagina.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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