...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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