but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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