Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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