Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Randomize
