the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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