i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
