found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I need water and some morals
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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