We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
