I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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