I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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