you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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