dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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