I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
