My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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