i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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