A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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