How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
the day after is always just damage control
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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