Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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