I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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