Cold hands, warm shart.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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