Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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