So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
being pregnant is like rehab
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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