wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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