My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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